Ginny: I was only wondering when Harry got here.
Molly: What? Harry? Harry who?
Ginny: Harry Potter of course.
Molly: I think I’d know if Harry Potter was in my house, wouldn’t I?
Ginny: His trunk is in the kitchen and his owl.
Molly: Oh no, dear, I seriously doubt that.
Ron: Harry? Did someone say Harry?
Ginny: Me, nosy, is he up there with you?
Ron: Of course not, I think I’d know if my best friend was in my room, wouldn’t I?
Hermione: Is that an owl I heard?
Ron: You’ve got a bit of toothpaste..
Harry: Sorry I made you miss the carriages, Luna.
Luna: It's alright, it's almost like being with a friend.
Harry: You are my friend, Luna.
Luna: That's nice.
Luna: Would you like me to fix it for you? Personally, I think you look a little more devil-may-care this way, but it's up to you.
Harry: Um... have you ever fixed a nose before?
Luna: No. But I've done several toes, and how different are they, really?
Harry: ...Okay, yeah, sure, give it a go.
Harry: Well? How do I look?
Luna: Exceptionally ordinary.
Ron He'll be here, soon.
Hermione Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!
Hermione: The most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. For example I smell fresh lemon grass and new parchment and spearmint tooth paste.
Harry Okay, so this morning I'm going to be putting you all though a few drills, just to set things straight. Quiet, please.
Ginny: Shut It!
Cormac: By the way, you wouldn’t mind introducing me to your friend Granger, would you? Love to get on a first-name basis with her, if you know what I mean…
Ron: I must admit, I didn't think I was going to get that last one. By the way, I think Cormac's got a bit of a thing for you, Hermione.
Hermione: He's vile.
Hermione: So? What if she looked at you snogging me? Would you expect her to get up and leave?
Ron: You got.. a little bit..
Ron: What do you think he sees in her?
Harry: She’s smart… funny… attractive…
Harry: Well you know… she has nice… skin.
Ron: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Harry: Well, I dunno, I’m just saying it could be a contributing factor.
Ron: Hermione’s got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
Harry: I-I’ve never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice.
Ron: … I think I’ll be going to bed now.
Horace Slughorn: What about you, Miss Granger? What do your parents do in the muggle world?
Hermione: Ah, my parents are dentists.
Horace Slughorn: And is that considered a dangerous profession?
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